My Tablet Auto-Corrects “Vagina” to “Basins”

… whereas I, on the other hand, prefer “chalice”.

I love when I search for feminist literature in the nook shop and am practically buried, instead, in porn. This e-book self publishing thing has gone too far!

The Second Sex – are you telling me Simone de Beauvoir didn’t write “Probe Me: Alien Tentacle Sex Stories”?

Don’t even search for the Vagina Monologues. It is an almost unbearable exercise in irony to sandwich it between Cosmo sex positions and something called “psuedo-incest porn”.

I am now happily downloading all sorts of sordid stuff to add to my library, next to Buddhism for Mothers and Naked Lunch.

I am woman, let me do what I do!

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2 thoughts on “My Tablet Auto-Corrects “Vagina” to “Basins”

  1. I agree that chalice is a better than basin, but still weird to refer to that special channel as a vessel. This is a great post. I love the humour and your natural writing voice. I also like the Adelle theme, which is how I ended up here (reading the Adelle comments and looking at themes).
    Have a great day and fabulous weekend.
    Harold

  2. Harold- I can’t believe my response to your comment didn’t show up! I wanted to thank you for stopping by and commenting, and let you know that I very much appreciate your feedback. I hope your weekend was fabulous, too! So sorry for the late reply, I guess I am still figuring out how this stuff works…
    Jenn

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